i gave my sister $100 for her bday, but i gave it to her in $1 bills that i folded into origami. so that’s how she pays for delivery food & now the pizza girl thinks she’s a stripper
You’re really good at origami holy sh
i learned it specifically to make these for this exact situation
Aren’t you the same bitch that gave your sister $100 dollars in nickels?
Older forms of English kept Latin’s gender-specific suffixes -tor and -trix; tor is for men and trix is for women. So a male pilot is an aviator, a female pilot is an aviatrix. A male fighter is a gladiator, a female fighter is a gladiatrix.
This contrasts with the modern system, where tor is for both men and women, and trix are for kids.
Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in
return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is
alchemy’s first law of Equivalent Exchange.
My best friend and I are doing a small 3 person campaign to teach her 13 year old cousin how to play. She picked a Tabaxi Druid that alternates between Primal Savagery and Wild Shape to fight.
DM: Alright so you are in melee with the Goblin, how are you going to attack it?
Druid OC: Umm…the acid claws! *She has figured out how to roll without prompting*, 17…23!
DM: Roll for damage.
Druid rolls an 8, the Goblin had 7 health.
DM: Alright this will kill the goblin how do you want to do this?
Druid OC: I’ll gouge his eyes out!
DM: He’s wearing a pumpkin on his head you still cool with that method?
Druid OC: Hmm…I guess that would be hard to do huh? Can I gut him and have the acid melt him into two pieces?
DM OC (me), turning to this kid’s older cousin: This kid is going places.
Also just wanted to pop in and say something real quick, even if your s/o has a hard time cumming during sex or they just can’t get there, THAT DOES NOT MEAN THEY DON’T ENJOY HAVING SEX WITH YOU. Enjoying yourselves & being together should be the goal during sex. If orgasms happen, they happen. If they don’t, that’s okay!! There’s nothing wrong with you or your partner. Please remember that!!
